Dirty Old Men

I get that old men (you know 35 and up :) ) want a younger woman.  Mind you I think it takes a pretty stupid girl to want an old man.  If there is money to be had then I see that there could be motivation for a certain type of girl but other than that (take all of Hugh Hefner's girls into consideration), what could the appeal be?  Do you really want that dirty old man that has more in common with your dad than with you?

And what about these men?  Would they want their daughters to date dirty old men?  Have they thought about these younger women as being someones daughter and at some point you have to stand in front of her parents like the perv you are?

I'm not just talking about a few years, not even five.  That doesn't bug me.  But if you are 40 or over and you are dating some young thing that graduated from high school after 2000 you need help.  It's just gross.

Then add to the mix that there are probably kids.  Do you really think it is all that great to have your son lust after your girlfriend?  How dirty and gross do you want your kids to feel?  And really should your daughters and your girlfriend have the same Barbie dolls?

I heard a joke once that said "God gave men two heads but only enough blood to use one at a time".  My theory is that gravity becomes an issue and they don't get enough blood to the brain that is on their shoulders.  As a middle aged woman I can understand the sex drive issue more than anyone but I still don't want to date someone who still needs a nap!  A younger guy to me looks like a train wreck!  I don't want to raise another child at this stage.

Bottom line, it won't last.  Few girls are gonna stick with you with your saggy baggy business and your empty retirement wallet.  I'm sure it strokes your ego for as long as she stays but who are you kidding?  You didn't get younger or sexier.  And older man with a younger woman is like a tall fat lady shopping in the petites department at Nordstrom's.  Why don't you shop in your own department? 

Yep, you guessed it, I'm a bit passionate about this one.  Maybe angry because this matter is knocking at my door.  Go ahead and have your fun with the younger thing, have sex with them all for all I care but don't ask my kids to call someone close to their age "mommy" and treat her with respect.   Oh, and don't you ever think that her parents think you are anything but a really dirty old man - cause you aren't.