Porn

I hate having to explain to so many people that I really am not a supermodel and I am not in the porn industry.  Today I have sounded like a broken record.

To be clear - some whackadoo from Pakistan (no offense to the country, I'm sure you are all great, except this nut), without sending a message to say "hi" or anything else just starts with "Do you have MSN, Yahoo or other message program and a webcam?" 

Are you kidding me?  Really?  How unnatural would that be.  I can just see me and Pakiwhakadoo on a video chat session.  Me saying "HUH?" at every turn and feeling like I am on a bad episode of Outsourced.  And I can imagine him being the peeping tom type until I stand up, show him the size of what was my middle section and is now my middle island with its own zip code.  Then I see him running away from the camera.  Instead I had to tell him he was in fact a whackadoo and had to block him.  He gave me that stupid pouty emoticon which any man on earth knows is the least masculine thing you can send a woman.  Ew!!!

Completely different note:  I used to think that I was not good at Geography.  If you don't believe me ask the ex.  It has been embarrassing!  However, I am now VERY globally selective.  I just can't bring myself to think of eating curry daily and as much as I love rice, not every day.  Yes, there is a reason I am sitting alone at night writing this.  :)