Oh yes, cyber stalkers, beware, I am back in business. :) I am now on two different internet "penpal" sites. The dating sites scare me. Why? I guess because my butt is too big right now and I don't want to have to go on dates. I don't have date clothes and if I finally get a chance to go out to dinner I want to eat heartily, not like some dainty thing that can't put down a full plate of food. I'm gonna work on the extra tonage but until it is in check, we are sticking to yoga clothes and "penpals".
Within minutes of signing up on one site some kids asks me "Do you like seks?" I about died laughing. I replied that "when spelled correctly I think it is great!" All I got back was a question mark.
If there is a looney or idiotic guy online - I can attract him. Like fly paper - that's me. I stand proud tonight knowing that if I remember correctly I love "seks" and sometime in the future I would like more of it. :)
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